5- Massage Therapy Jokes

1. Massage Therapist: Your appointment is for 9am. If I'm not on time, start without me.
2. Massage Therapist: Let me know if that's too much pressure. I don't want to torture you. That would be an added charge.
3. Client: What's in the massage oil? Massage Therapsit: Patchouli and Rosemary. It smells nice. I tried using holy water once but it burns! It BURNS!
4. Massage Therapist: Is the pressure okay? Client: How will I know If it's not okay? Massage Therapist: If you see dead relatives beckoning you toward a bright light, that would be one clue.
5. Client: So. . . . where did you get your training? Massage Therapist: Prison. Client: Oh.